algrenion:

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

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crimewave420:

weeddaddy:

weeddaddy:

weeddaddy:

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

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pure-leafs:

theshitneyspears:

2019 isnt going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

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nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

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lanadelreyly:

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6lacksoul:

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Message from Anonymous I still think about all of the times we used to drive around in my car listening to music and laughing. There are a lot of times I wish I could have those moments back. I hope you are doing well.
Answer:

get the fucking hint man. id be doing a lot better if i didn’t have this constant tumblr anon waiting for me or a request from you on instagram. ya fucked me up dude. what more can i say. leave me be.

01-01-2019

thebootydiaries:

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cryingbloodviolently:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

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31-12-2018

freelux:

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think 

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